you: you really bug me how you think you’re so much smarter than me. youre really not that cool, and im really smart. idk who is smarter but it really doesnt matter. youre socially awkward, so there! also, everyone around here can do what you do, so please dont act like its something special.
you: i really dont like the fact that you used to be a huge part of my life, and now it’s like we never spoke a word to each other. dang. really? that was a waste of time.
you: you are now the person you always said you wouldnt be. i have lost faith in you as a person.
you: i hate the way you practically beg for compliments. just wait on someone to give you one. youre talented and good looking.. someone is going to say something at some point. and dont pull any of that oh-im-not-good-at-anything.. or whatever pity party you throw yourself. cause no one wants to listen to it. really.
you: i really really like you. and i was planning on letting you know. until you told me what you told me the other day. i feel like everything really is too good to be true. but i still think we could make it work. <3
you: youre my best friend. and it better stay that way. forever. because i need my best friend time. and youre the one to have it with.
you: you are actually the same you from before, but there are multiple of you.. so i made a different one. i hate how you cant do anything by yourself. seriously, it will be more awkward to go to the caf with someone you never ever go with and sit with their friends whom you dont know than to go by yourself and see who is already in there. having people around is not a necessity. you’ll be alright. welcome to college. grow up.
you: sounds similar to the last you. but its different. get other friends. its good to have a tight knit group of friends, but constantly always together? really? it’d just be ok if you were alone or with other people. it wont kill you.
you: look up the definition of obsessed on google. STOP BEING THAT!
you: im really done with you. i dont really want to talk to you. thats about it. as clear as i can get it.
you: you kinda make me mad. youre funny, but not really. please stop.
you: you inspire me to be a better person. and i love you for it.
k sorry. i really wanted to make these my statuses on facebook. but i thought people wouldve figured it out.