- beast: hey I just met you
- beast: and this is crazy
- beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
- DONT YOU DARE
- MY WEST WING
- beast: so come to dinner maybe
“I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.” —Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via larmoyante)
Woman gives birth
- Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
- Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?